antonnizhny
antonnizhny:

First round in the hurricane MKII.
Got completely buttfucked early on by two P-36’s who I learned I can’t out turn. I did get like 4 kills though.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston, looking so down in the dumps. Every guy here’d love to be you Gaston, even when taking your lumps. There’s no one in town as admired as you, you’re EVERYONE’S favorite guuuuuy. Everyone’s awed and inspired by you and it’s not very hard to see whyyyyyy. Noooo onnnne’s slick as Gaston, no one’s quick as Gaston no one’s neck’s as incredibly thick like Gaston for there’s no one in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragooon. You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanleeeeey, and they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be oooonnn… NOOOO ONEEESS been like Gaston a kingpin like Gaston no one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston! AS A SPECIMEN YES IM INTIIIIMIDAAAATING! My what a guy that Gastooooon! Give five hurrahs, give twelve hip-hips! Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips! Noooooooo ooooooone fights like Gaston douses lights like Gaston in a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston for there’s no one as burly or brawny! AS U SEE IVE GOT BICEPS TO SPARRRE!!! Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawn-THATS RIGHT, AND EVERY LAST INCH OF ME’S COVERED IN HAIIIR no one hits like Gaston matches wits like Gaston in a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston IM ESPECIALLY GOOD AT EXPACTORATING! *ptooie* TEN POINTS FOR GASTOOOON! When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get laaaarge and now that I’m grown I eat FIVE dozen eggs so I’m roughly the siiize of a BAAAAAAAAAARGE!!! Nooooo ooooone shoots like Gaston makes those beauts like Gaston then goes stomping around wearing boots like Gaston! I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY DEEECORAAAATING! My what a guuuuy… GASSSTOOOOOOON

antonnizhny:

First round in the hurricane MKII.

Got completely buttfucked early on by two P-36’s who I learned I can’t out turn. I did get like 4 kills though.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston, looking so down in the dumps. Every guy here’d love to be you Gaston, even when taking your lumps. There’s no one in town as admired as you, you’re EVERYONE’S favorite guuuuuy. Everyone’s awed and inspired by you and it’s not very hard to see whyyyyyy. Noooo onnnne’s slick as Gaston, no one’s quick as Gaston no one’s neck’s as incredibly thick like Gaston for there’s no one in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragooon. You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanleeeeey, and they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be oooonnn… NOOOO ONEEESS been like Gaston a kingpin like Gaston no one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston! AS A SPECIMEN YES IM INTIIIIMIDAAAATING! My what a guy that Gastooooon! Give five hurrahs, give twelve hip-hips! Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips! Noooooooo ooooooone fights like Gaston douses lights like Gaston in a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston for there’s no one as burly or brawny! AS U SEE IVE GOT BICEPS TO SPARRRE!!! Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawn-THATS RIGHT, AND EVERY LAST INCH OF ME’S COVERED IN HAIIIR no one hits like Gaston matches wits like Gaston in a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston IM ESPECIALLY GOOD AT EXPACTORATING! *ptooie* TEN POINTS FOR GASTOOOON! When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get laaaarge and now that I’m grown I eat FIVE dozen eggs so I’m roughly the siiize of a BAAAAAAAAAARGE!!! Nooooo ooooone shoots like Gaston makes those beauts like Gaston then goes stomping around wearing boots like Gaston! I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY DEEECORAAAATING! My what a guuuuy… GASSSTOOOOOOON

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston, looking so down in the dumps. Every guy here’d love to be you Gaston, even when taking your lumps. There’s no one in town as admired as you, you’re EVERYONE’S favorite guuuuuy. Everyone’s awed and inspired by you and it’s not very hard to see whyyyyyy. Noooo onnnne’s slick as Gaston, no one’s quick as Gaston no one’s neck’s as incredibly thick like Gaston for there’s no one in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragooon. You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanleeeeey, and they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be oooonnn… NOOOO ONEEESS been like Gaston a kingpin like Gaston no one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston! AS A SPECIMEN YES IM INTIIIIMIDAAAATING! My what a guy that Gastooooon! Give five hurrahs, give twelve hip-hips! Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips! Noooooooo ooooooone fights like Gaston douses lights like Gaston in a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston for there’s no one as burly or brawny! AS U SEE IVE GOT BICEPS TO SPARRRE!!! Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawn-THATS RIGHT, AND EVERY LAST INCH OF ME’S COVERED IN HAIIIR no one hits like Gaston matches wits like Gaston in a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston IM ESPECIALLY GOOD AT EXPACTORATING! *ptooie* TEN POINTS FOR GASTOOOON! When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get laaaarge and now that I’m grown I eat FIVE dozen eggs so I’m roughly the siiize of a BAAAAAAAAAARGE!!! Nooooo ooooone shoots like Gaston makes those beauts like Gaston then goes stomping around wearing boots like Gaston! I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY DEEECORAAAATING! My what a guuuuy… GASSSTOOOOOOON